|"A little birdie told me that someone has a birthday tomorrow! So I thanked him for sharing that bit of news with me."|
|"Then I proceeded to devour him.|
Well, what were you expecting me to do? I'm a cat!
For crying out loud people, don't be so unrealistic!"
|"Happy Birthday Uncle John!!! Thanks for being my walking buddy and having so much patience with me! Hope you have a GREAT day!!!"|