"Am I Cute, Or What?"

"Howdy everybody! My name may be Jacob, but everyone seems to like calling me Jake. Or Sweetie! And Cutie pie! It doesn't matter to me. As long as you're nice to me, you can call me whatever you want! I'm feeling MUCH BETTER now. I live inside, have my own bed and there is this wonderful thing called an air conditioner! Wow! Is it ever great! And best of all.... I get to eat till my belly is full. I don't ever remember feeling like that before. Its awesome!!!"

"My mom says that I have to go back to the doctor and get rechecked for worms and some other stuff. But right now, I'm full of doggie biscuits and I'm gonna try and grab her toe. She says I have to stay near her because I've peed in Blossom's bed too many times.... heck, I was just trying to be friendly."

"Blossom is always checking up on me! Its like she doesn't trust me or something. Hee hee, I wonder why?"

"I know I'm just too cute! But no more pictures... please!"

"Well, maybe one more!"

"And this one. Don't I have a manly looking chin? And nice teeth too. Well, I gotta go, its nap time. It was great talking to everybody! Have a wonderful day, just like I'm going to have!"